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PostSubject: yahoo addict   Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:38

10 Ways To Know If U're A Computer Buff

1. You think of Windows 95/98 when you see a cloudy sky.
2. Gazing down from an airplane, you think the earth looks very much like the motherboard.
3. You think of sleep as 'shut down' to your mind.
4. You are a good netizen: well versed with netiquette.
5. You think of the restroom as a place for your 'downloads'.
6. You wish there were more flexible 'undos' in your life.
7. Things like your pencils, pen, lead, erasers, and batteries for your TV remote control now last for months.
8. You'd rather watch VCDs and listen to mp3s using the computer.
9. You get depressed when your computer 'breaks down'.
and the Number 1 Sign .....
10. You're reading THIS, aren't you?
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: yahoo addict   Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:39

SINTOMAS NG MGA SOBRANG ADDICT SA CHAT

1. pasmado ang kamay
2. ulcer
3. lumulobong eyebags
4. warak na warak na bladder
5. tumatawa kahit walang tao
6. nagsasalita kahit walang tao
7. kinikilig habang tumitipa sa keyboard
8. nagkwekwento na gumagalaw ang daliri kahit walang keyboard
9. delingkwente sa trabaho at eskwela
10. lumiligaya ng sekswal kahit hindi nahihipo (psst... mga nagsa-cyber diyan..lol.)
11. kapag naiinis..parang gusto mag .(dot) kill
12. Walang kaibigan na me pangalang normal...
13. Hindi na kilala ng pamilya...
14. nanginginig kapag nalalayo sa computer
15. madalas manigas ang daliri
16. Inaatake ng kung anu-anong sakit kapag nasisira ang modem/down ang ISP...
17. Kapag nakakarinig ng paulit ulit na nagsasalita na tao ang isinisigaw eh "stop flooding"
18. Ayaw ng maglunch pag nakaumpisang magchat
19. Overstay sa office instead of overtime.
20. ASL pa rin ang tanong pag nakikipagkilala in person.
21. BRB pa rin ang sinasabi sa teacher o sa Boss kung pupunta sa CR..
22. When they greet someone, they say, "Hello Everybuddy!!!
23. Before leaving, they say "5...4...3...2...1... Bye Everybuddy!!!
24. When they see a girl, or someone who looks like one, they'll say Muaaaahhhh!!!"
25. Living out their fantasies in the chat room, like kissing a girl or someone who looks like a girl, or someone pretending to be a girl…..can't do that in reality kaya sa chat room na lang.
26. Their typing speed is 100 words per minute.
27. Laughs like this, "Bwahahahahah!"........Hak Hak Hak "
30. Always gives a fake age and sex
31. Pag natutulog at nagising, unang dinig "Welcome or You got mail" ...Lol
32. Laging mataas ang Phone Bill, kahit nasa Africa tinatawagan.
33. Kahit nasaan, `pag may nakitang Comp. IRC/YM/YAHOO CHAT agad ang nasa isip.
34. May blackbook na dala , pero puro screen name ang nakasulat instead real name.
35. Puro punters and tosser pinag uusapan, wala ng iba sa personal.
36. pag may nakilala kahit hindi onliners tanong agad "Chatter ka?"
37. Puro onliners ang GF o BF, ayaw ng nde onliner.
38. Laging nasa gimik ng mga chatrooms/confe at kilala ang mga members.
39. Wall paper sa kwarto puro pic ng mga onliners. Lol
40. Laging nag-iisip kung anong nick name ang next na gagamitin.
41. Minumura si chanserv at nickserv kapag "currently down"..(nde kasi nila makukuha ang OP status nila!!)
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PostSubject: Re: yahoo addict   Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:47

waaahhhh tinuod man jud na admin lol!

ing-ana man usahay ako ma feel ehehe..saun man kay chat addict nman jud ko dah.... tongue

lingaw man pud ko mao nga sagdi na lang lol!
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